Monkeys Fist

Eddie putting out the second string to “honourably” exit the competition and preserve players. The “second string”

Just in case we’ve got any Reds lurking, the M25 clockwise has delays from Potters Bar, so you’d best fuck off out of it now.

Ffs! so close.

Apparently we beat them 7-1 in 1927. 6-0 would do me, mind.

Great singer too.

Is 5-0 our pb against these cunts? Let’s go for 6.

3-0 up and bringing on Wilson and Bruno

Free agent according to his wiki

By the time they get round to peddling Ten Pence, they’ll be mid-lower table, with a squad of underachieving tits. There’s only one man for the job.

Can someone edit out the bloke so it looks like she’s shot this out of her nipsy? Cheers.

paging @Gemmill

If he does, we’ve got a decent looking bench. I don’t think anything The Nonce does will make any difference tbh. He’s clearly lost the dressing room.

Reported.

5 minutes extra time. 3-0 then, come on!

It’ll be the most noise they’ve made so far.

5-0 on the cards here.

Haaallllll!

That’s a bit close for my liking. Can you fuck off to China for a few months please?

If these don’t respond to losing at home, looking at our bench, I can see Edward giving them some on the 60 minute mark.

MIIIIIGGGGGYYYY