Monkeys Fist

How many times “in a rower, marra!” did they win against us again? I forget as it’s been so long since it happened and it never gets mentioned.

Nah- forgot to put the seat on.

Who said anything about pre-rigor morris? When it sets in it’s like they’re playing hard-to-get…

Speaking of Kuntsberg, I’m surprised and somewhat disappointed that a woman with such unimpeachable standards and morals has allowed this to happen on her watch. I wonder which of this week’s remaining days we can ether resignation letter to drop? She’s been pictured in discussion with her ethics advisor …

Ciggy vs Four Pack ( of Special Brew)

If you say that quickly it sounds like “ Paedy”

Meh.… alive, not quite so alive… whatever. But NOT a fucking minger!

I have standards man!

True, she’d never have had a chance.

Even at her prime, they’re a bit Marty Feldman. I’m fully with Gemmill on this mind, I wouldn’t have given her the steam off my shite.

Fyp ( I apologise in advance)

Why would Roger Daltrey give a shit?

Fuck off.

Also, any “good young coach” is going to fuck off first time a PL club come knocking. Leaving 2nd raters as 2nd fiddlers.

Clarkson paused yp

So, you’re saying he’s Chicken Nonce’s superior?

I honestly don’t see how this would ever work- which coach worth his salt is going to fuck on with junior international tournaments for 6-7 years, playing second fiddle waiting for his gaffer to fuck up? If they saw it through, it was only ever going to produce duffers for the top job. Different story at club level, but international? Nah.

One for @wykikitoon Didn’t have Naan,,used a slice of Warburtons Toastie white with some curry powder sprinkled on Which lead to…

I suspect Charlie has eaten Ray Parlour… maybe even several Ray Parlours?

Gott in Himmel , that was quick. For you Mr. Carsley , ze war is over

👍 As well as its primary purpose of being somewhere nice and shaded* to sit in Summer, it’s very-close-secondary purpose was being somewhere to bury all the smashed bricks and rubble and huge chunks of fucking concrete some cunt had used to make a rockery previously. There’s probably only a few inches of actual soil * it’s south facing and a sun trap, I’m building a frame and planting a load of fast growing climbing plants to grow over it and provide natural shade.

One of my favourite hills, Tryfan. Did you do the Adam and Eve jump at the top?

Nah, little double width brick wall on the inside, buried just under. And the bones, naturally. 👍

That shed behind Quinn was the changing room/gear shed/ tactics HQ.

Fyp