Monkeys Fist

Don't reply!! Not for a day or two at least.

Your fat brain was clearly clogged with all that bread.

Mmmmmmmm ...... toasted dreams.

Aye, I'd worked that out you wobbling clown How about ..... " Less taste than a cardboard box? Not seen your dick in years? We will deliver to your armchair. (Free shovel with every order over 20kg). "

One of our boys is on there, separating the men from the boys

Trusted customer?

Why would Shola ask Bolton for a testimonial, you knacker?

Have your nuts crept back out of your stomach yet since reading it Tooner?

"That's Co-Lin, not Colin. "

£ 150 bin. Is working class. Yup.

It's been excellent whenever I've been , too. You realise this means you'll probably get food poisoning now

Wife insists on only top dollar , organic , corn-fed, free range, daily massaged chicken.… … then buys Mattesons Smokies.

Mental image for you - CT in one.

Sandi Toksvig and Pat Butcher - the testosterone years.

The wonders of microsurgery

Mine does that too, manky bitch.

Warnock. ( wonder who told him?)

I know, none of these cathflaps will give a straight answer. I feel like CT when faced with a complex task like choosing a beer.

I'd love to see the red numbers back on the shirt. Love it.

Who the fuck is Colin , though?

Just had Haddock and Chips from Westmoor chippy. Fantastic.