Monkeys Fist

Phew, the Mackem CEO has said he's not a fascist. Everyone relax then.

Seriously Fabricio, you're going to join these ...... ? http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21992820

Took me a while ....

" So, err, that's where I didn't stab her....... No..... Not me !" " And , I didn't kill her here. Oh no sir!"

I cannot wait to see the carnage as SAFC implodes publicly.

Lick my Lovepump.

"God save SAFC It's a Fascist regime They sacked a moron And got another one " With apologies to the Sex Pistols.

This is absolutely fucking hilarious. I literally cannot stop laughing.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=769733 The club that keeps giving.

Ditto the Hollywood minge. I prefer at least a semblance of basement 'tache

Can't actually bring myself to press the play button.

Manscape

I can't even be arsed to scroll back and see why I posted that. Going to be a long day unless I can convince Jnr "he" needs a snooze.

Welcome to the 1980s

Mrs. F. has gone out with Fistlette for a punishment shop...... ..... leaving me with Fist Jr. who has decided that I must, without delay, be told the name and background of every one of his 100+ toy cars. The little Cathflap

Before we'd left the pub, we'd all agreed it was Uncle Monty's wake. " Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. "

To be fair to Ant's sense of disgruntlement , it was 12:30. hoy oot.

This. 100 % Clearly.

In my defence, the pub had a big fuck off sign- " All pints £ 1:50. Have a Good Friday" Blame absolved.

Nah, she's an absolute star tbh, a day in the doghouse at worst. By tomorrow all will be shiny and happy.

Walks in house. Apologises Heads for bed Ignores Mrs. F's howls of protest. " DON'T YOU DARE GO TO BED!" Too late petal, I spent the journey home weighing up the bed/no bed debate Nothing she can throw at me is worse than than not going to bed this instant.

Shit. Just woken up on the sofa at my pal's house . Fuck you Malt Whisky. Fuck you. This will cost me , massively. I have 10 missed messages from Mrs. F. Women , in general, are Catherine's. I'm 44. FFS.

I'm off out to meet some old mates for a pint or four.