Monkeys Fist

What's wrong with him? I recall you saying he'd gone to Afghanistan, did he come a cropper?

Still, at least you've experienced gay chips, eh?

Sit down, pour a beer, listen ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=limc_mfDZJU&sns=em

Jeezus!! How does it feel to be one of the thinnest people in the room?

What are those cremated turds on the right?

Congratulations on your Coming Out. We've all known for quite a while.

Do I need to spell it out?

Does the Telegraph do Erdinger? If so, that's less than 10 minutes.

He would walk anywhere for Meat, but he won't walk that.

is that how far you can waddle in 10 minutes? (Tilleys is less than a 10 minute walk btw )

What can I say? I was just parked up near there when this lass in a mask came up and started flashing her headlights.

I have no idea. Why don't you ring them and ask?

I'm sure I saw her today , does she work in an office near the Life Centre and Holiday Inn?

Has your lass also been looking for a new car lately?

Try the Blonde Barrel on the square at the Life Centre. Full of punks.

You shouldn't sing with your mouth full.

Everything being the operative word.

If we want Carroll back , buy him.

Not even that long J69, he was slinging duck pizzas down his maw weeks ago It's the corner group I feel sorry for.

Had to make bait at half time , so I've been watching about 5-10 minutes behind. Fucking furious at their 2nd and 3rd goals. Both absolutely avoidable. We'll need to put in one of our seasons best performances to win this now, but its not beyond us yet. I've ordered this for the next leg , CT.

I will be spending half time searching for the vintage porn their manager has been in.

Totally fucked that free kick up.

Aeris getting a proper wide-on for Timothy.