Monkeys Fist

"Ich bin gekommen, um die Wasserleitungen zu beheben"

" Whoaaa! You've Cathflaps like John Wayne's saddlebags!"

And you think I'd take that as an insult?

I end up looking like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs

Can you blame the poor lad ?

I absolutely refuse to have anything to do with karaoke. Fancy Dress, however, presents many a pervotunity

He gets a year's salary ( £ 500k) if he's sacked. http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jan/19/newcastle-united-reading-pardew

Karaoke is Japan's revenge for the A-Bomb.

Oh, I'm sure your neighbours are going to love that.

Alternative CT NSFL

Have A

Let out some knuckle-children

I told him to lick my Lovepump - still waiting. Fucking cocktease.

Bump

*mackem

Is Plan B the DJ?

If Mincer is genuine, he'll have no problem posting the following, word for word, " I , Mincepie, am not a six fingered, sister-fucking, inbred, mouthbreathing, sad mackem bastard" Will he

Mincepie would be well aware of this, what with him being a proper Geordie an' that

Are you seriously keeping up this charade? You were sussed on your first few posts man

Foot horns - sign of the Devil.