Monkeys Fist

Ever had black rice CT? Very nice.

Use glue.

Fucking racism obligatory in Norway , is it?

They've both got an O in their surnames?

Home. Double bacon and a glass of liquid lard.

And the fact there'll be daft cunts snapping them up.

"Eyar, wharrappened tuh the Revolewshun?"

Classy actions from the Classiest Fans on earth.

Wouldn't be much of a competition tbh, Optimus Prime here vs the Roomba Kid? Pffft

Staggering- so it was all that nasty board's fault?

Peregrine Buckwhitt, the … … daft lad?

In memory of an, initially, much loved leader, who was eventually ridiculed, then removed from office in the most brutal manner. Ciao Cuntchops

Celeriac mash with a bit whole grain mustard in is bloody lovely tbh. Make it with a little potato if it's too much "grown up's" flavour for you

Bum grapes?

I'm not dead yet, feckin vultures. Getting transferred to the Freeman for angiogram/plasty, hopefully I'll have a functioning TV/radio ( and they'll have chefs who don't hate food )