Monkeys Fist

That chimp is made of bits of Jupiter or something.

I will be tomorrow

It was, until Mrs. JawD washed it.

You'll have to lose the Yorkshire accent first.

Fucking Hippy.

Repeat after me - " Would you like fries with that?"

At what point in the " my flesh is falling off" process do you reckon they think "might need to stop"?

Cash mate.

Try the microwave

Failing that, sauté gently until just browned, then pop it under the grill for 5 minutes.

Find myself a tractor, go touring, take some landscape shots

Aye, that and GTA5

It was a fairly straightforward heart attack - caused by a blocked artery. They put a stent in, and it's now pills for life and a few tweaks to the diet. Had a family history of heart disease, so it wasn't as big a shock to me as it was to a lot of my pals. I'm off the ropes for 7 weeks ( at least), whilst I build up strength again, but they reckon there's no reason I shouldn't get back to full fitness. I'm taking it as a kick up the arse, and heeding it.

Excellent , cheers you tungsten hearted beauty

Please provide CT standard instructions. Ta.

5ft9

I'll go with the ps3 plan until after new year, Breaking Bad being top of the Netflix list , but when Game of Tits starts again Mrs. F. will no doubt want to see it instantly, so the Raspberry thingy might get a shout then.

Isn't there an abseiling mission ?

Fucking class

Please tell me they are players

This is my thinking, and why I'll be dumping it in the very near future. Best documentary channel is BBC4, only sky channel we ever bothered with was Atlantic, so Netflix here we come.