Monkeys Fist

1. Greggs Mince 1970 2. Pukka Chicken Balti 2003 3. Fray Bentos Beef Gristle 1979 4. 3.14159 5. Moms Apple 1980 6. Steak and Ale 1999 7. Dorothy Brooke's leathery 2013 8. Four and Twenty Blackbird 1776 9. Duck Pizza 2013 10. Hairy 1970 Keep voting Duudes!

Tough one. Can't actually want the inbreeds to win, but I really want Villa to go down. I'll have a beer and a ponder

It's a drama pretending to be a documentary

Leazesmag and Catmag

She did reach Level 17 on Candy Crush Saga though - Yay!

That's some imagination

What also tickles me is her desperate efforts to make herself brown. Go figure

Her and Nick Griffin- fucking Master Race, bitches

If you pop them in your nostrils, and open your mouth, you turn your head into a speaker. Utterly useless for you if you're the Head/speaker, but worth it to see the scary confused look on stoners as you walk past them, and open your mouth to blast them with a bit of Cochise by Audiolslave.

Quality blending.

Reading that, I'd say Pardew is working out what to spend his year's wages on.

So bad it's brilliant.

First CT, now you. Operation Yeetree

So it was butter, then? Or it wasn't ?

Wolves have agreed terms for the summer transfer of top Chinese striker Li Gwan.

Judging by the decor, I reckon she's also got a glass coffee table

I'm Collocini

Excellent.

Being what?