Monkeys Fist

"I didn’t really know where to start so I thought I’d trawl the internet. After a couple of hours I‘d found some really, really good stuff. But then I remembered that I was supposed to be writing a speech." "The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."

Missed that , quality.

With another set telling him when to read the first set.

Do you crash the taxi often? *thinks- " Roubdabout approaching, ease off accelerator , check oncoming traffic, OOOH LOOK! A PRETTY BIRDY!" WALLOP!

He's being and got you wound up there Fish.

Plenty of time to catch him then?

Der's an udder one?

Dis one?

Which cord?

Did he land on your belly?

Pie-aking. CT dresses like a canoeist , goes to a riverbank, and eats some pies.

I do as it happens. Where are you staying?

http://www.crickett.com/crickett_kidscorner.php They do a pink one, for little girls. Speechless

How about giving a 5yr old a functioning rifle as a present. Or the fact that there is a market for child sized firearms. I see you point actually, where to start?

This.

Taking the ball-gag and gimp mask? Grizedale? Should try out their Go Ape course.

Hitting the bottle early are we, Sex Beast?

Just saying

If your recruiting officer arse fucked you against your will you may be more likely to remember the date mind.

What on earth could you add to that .......?

Lead lined coffin though. The poxy cock knocker.

After 40 minutes of seemingly fruitless micro-fapping to the above video, CT finally shoots his muck all over his taxi meter. Then gets moved on from the Boldon Dogtrack car park.

> 10 denier.