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And the Tories ousted from North Tyneside
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"I didn’t really know where to start so I thought I’d trawl the internet. After a couple of hours I‘d found some really, really good stuff. But then I remembered that I was supposed to be writing a speech." "The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."
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Who is the most annoying tit ever to post on here?
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in General Chat
Missed that , quality. -
With another set telling him when to read the first set.
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Do you crash the taxi often? *thinks- " Roubdabout approaching, ease off accelerator , check oncoming traffic, OOOH LOOK! A PRETTY BIRDY!" WALLOP!
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Who is the most annoying tit ever to post on here?
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in General Chat
He's being and got you wound up there Fish. -
Plenty of time to catch him then?
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Newcastle Ban Mackem Journo Luke Edwards
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Der's an udder one? -
Newcastle Ban Mackem Journo Luke Edwards
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Dis one? -
Newcastle Ban Mackem Journo Luke Edwards
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Which cord? -
Did he land on your belly?
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Pie-aking. CT dresses like a canoeist , goes to a riverbank, and eats some pies.
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I do as it happens. Where are you staying?
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http://www.crickett.com/crickett_kidscorner.php They do a pink one, for little girls. Speechless
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How about giving a 5yr old a functioning rifle as a present. Or the fact that there is a market for child sized firearms. I see you point actually, where to start?
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Who is the most annoying tit ever to post on here?
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in General Chat
This. -
Newcastle Ban Mackem Journo Luke Edwards
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Taking the ball-gag and gimp mask? Grizedale? Should try out their Go Ape course. -
Newcastle Ban Mackem Journo Luke Edwards
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
Hitting the bottle early are we, Sex Beast? -
If your recruiting officer arse fucked you against your will you may be more likely to remember the date mind.
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What on earth could you add to that .......?
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Lead lined coffin though. The poxy cock knocker.
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After 40 minutes of seemingly fruitless micro-fapping to the above video, CT finally shoots his muck all over his taxi meter. Then gets moved on from the Boldon Dogtrack car park.