Monkeys Fist

BE 1NG

Was she A Knockout?

The best thing about having kids is getting to go see cartoons at the cinema again without being Yewtreed.

If human body-lice hadn't died out , the little fuckers could travel from my eyebrows to my toes by any route whatsoever.

That's another thing, until I started going bald, I wasn't particularly hairy , bodywise. I daren't go near Velcro now.

Tell your lass to buy her own

Wait until your plums get their first grey "friend" J69, then you'll feel old. Edit: a second of eye stinging plucking, then it's " Can't see it, never happened "

Wet shaves. Can't be beat

Anyone on here got one? You're a Cathword

Is there rabbit shit in those "things" you're eating?

A3 TDi 2.0L Sport. Delivered at 12.30 this afternoon, it's the start of a beautiful friendship.

Yes, that's him, the bald headed pseudo gangster. He is an uber-dickhead . Thanks for clearing that up

but, *abseiling.

Help her out man, you lazy good-for-nothing!

He's put weight on and it's " gone straight to his fingers".

Who?

Would that be LEE RYDER then And for Margaret ..... http://www.osgrow.co.uk/index_document_48.php

It would certainly help with the chafing under your bitch tits.

Do the whole thing with a rubber chickens head poking out of your flies. "Cock out". Hilarity will ensue.

Excellent!!

Bumps

And the Tories ousted from North Tyneside