Monkeys Fist

When in mountains, why u need 3G? Get off phone.

Spent the morning defending the border from the savage Picts at Housesteads, then moved 6 miles and 1000 years to Aydon Castle, where we did an episode of Game of Threrns ( the Geordie version) " Winta is aalriddy here, Man!"

Christ, that's only 10 years older than me. RIP, I remember the Spartans/Wrexham games in the FA cup that he played in. My friend was another players daughter so our school made a big thing of it.

My concern, is that if we do go down, unlike last time I don't think we have the squad to come straight back up. Half (at least) of the 1st XI will be away before the tears are dry on the faces of our less sturdy following, the thought of relying on those that would remain to fight a Championship season for us leaves me shuddering.

I can not believe anyone would think this board would be better off with Leazes back.

Just got in from taking the Pocket Rocket out for a solo "spin". Up the coast to Alnwick, across to Rothbury. Rothbury to Otterburn, then back down the A696. Fallen back in love with driving It's like shit off a stick.

That bottom pic

And not giving a fuck about nearly hitting my wife and son with the Cunt Tank pictured.

aye, some fucking fox! Shame it wasn't far more serious.

What did he sing?

I especially liked that

How's she keeping that on?

Agreed.

If he'd been in CT mode, the brekky would've been .....

By Jove , he's right!

Old man creeps into kids' bedroom and fills sock left on bed. Aye, nowt dodgy about that.

You realise this entire thread is pointless? You're going to stand up tomorrow , open your mouth to speak, and a strangulated croak will emerge , at the same time as you realise that "NOTHING I SAY WILL BE FUNNY, THEY'LL ALL HATE ME!" This will be accompanyied by a growing dark patch as you involuntarily piss yourself at the horror, THE HORROR, of it all going so badly wrong from the first second. That, or else everything will be fine.

Know your place , beeatch.

Utter burble-ese. The only thing I picked out was Freddy's Dead, thinking, " Hello? A bit of Curtis? Who'd have thought it?" Then I remembered it was the Taste Vacuum of Boldon and re-read it.

This one's for Parky, should ramp up the tin hat levels a notch or two http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22380287

Stag Fight!!