Monkeys Fist

Perky Wee ist?

Keep taking the tablets , and duck pizza, Chunk.

Did they win?

You got me.

Fucking mentalist.

Part-time Pearly Prince tbh.

He goes to the Opera

Two questions - 1.Which countries lasses are the fittest? ( I know , I'm asking the wrong person ) 2. Has Bonnie Tyler got shitfaced drunk yet? As an aside, The Blonde One from ABBA was all over breakfast news this week. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22479124 ( Seems she's not mental anymore and has a new record to hawk)

Isn't it the case that our Mighty Love Swords are just converted clits?

" Was talking to a client in the cab today, and they were raving about rimming. Looked it up, has a 4* on ratemysex.com , was wondering if anyone on here had done it? Will I need special arse wipes or will regular baby wipes be ok? "

Correct.

What's this then?

Aye, it's not bad.

The Ninth Gate is on 5 at 9pm. Worth recording.

It's a Mackem.

Moob scratcher.

FYP

Hence the coyness

Your kitchen bench.

What object? Edit: ahh, you've added a pic, you fucking mong