Monkeys Fist

If you've ever watched more than 30 seconds of the Tweenies, you'd kick fuck out of the nearest living thing too, mind.

I'm not saying Noelie is old , but he looks at the North Sea and thinks " This was all fields when I was a lad".

Noelie's first match was postponed because of the Chicxulub meteor.

I'm not saying Noelie is old, but he's seen us win something. Happy Birthday young man.

At least there's still Piltdown Man .....

Ah, is that the Sasquatch that reeks of male cow dung....... http://doubtfulnews.com/2012/12/dna-experts-view-of-the-ketchum-bigfoot-dna-claim/

Proven to be a bear.

Deaf serth efrigan- " So Obama doesn't like it in the stink??"

I'm going to have to kill you now.

"A friend" once described the hirsute nethers of a German lass he knew as " like banging a gutted rabbit".

His explanation "He said that during the event, he had lost concentration because of voices in his head. He said he had started hallucinating, and saw angels coming into the stadium." Fuck Me. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25345627

CT's days as a conspiracy theorist were more than 3 weeks ago- of course he's changed his stance

HF the chubby chaser

She's German- course she does

Sterling work

He still hasn't got it like

Party pooper!

Google reverse image search. Don't forget to breath occasionally or you will die.

Winter is coming on my tits

Do you want a clue, Fatman?