Monkeys Fist

Eh? " you're 40 now, be serious for the love of God ! "

Pipe down, Bitchtits.

Aye, the people I want to see from school, I've kept in touch with. Must admit, at my age ( mid 40s) , its quite entertaining recognising people you went to school with. More often than not it's a , "What the fuck happened to you ?" thought as you smile and say " You haven't changed a bit", whilst taking in the vastness of their belly/hips/arse.

I would but I don't want my cock to rot.

Aye, that last option was never really going to happen-I've already blocked him, so he can't see, contact etc me on FB. Where it may get interesting is that his parents live directly across the street from me, and I see the cunt regularly. I'm civil to him, but that's it. ( His parents are sound btw). I can see him being the kind of tit who'll take a minor rejection like this personally

Strange one this- wasn't sure where to post so stuck it here. Had a friend request and message from a bloke who physically bullied me at school for about three years. At the time, he was a forward on the rugby team, I was about 3 stone lighter and a foot shorter, so not a fair fight. It never got to punches , but several times a day he'd get a hold of me by the neck and give it Angry Kid in my face. It went on so long ( I think) because I used to just smile at him, knowing that he wanted me to be scared of him, and I refused to be. Eventually I developed enough physically that he stopped. So, what would you do? 1. Ignore him. 2. Ignore and block 3. Accept and pretend it never happened 4. Accept and post a request on his wall asking for an apology, exposing him as a cunt. (I suspect this will not be news, as he went on to be a copper). Edit: this is not a CT style " what do I do now TT?" btw, I've already decided what to do, I'm more curious to see others' thoughts.

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Mental.

Here's fucking hoping , eh?

Cue "Deluded Geordie Bastards" on RTG.

Aye. Last time we got our hands on this particular pot was 1955. 195 fuckin 5. And now it's gone to a fucking shit tip of a rugby league town. I fucking despair at times.

Jacksonesque?

http://www.bestboobsonline.net/post/33007592511/surprise Giddup!

It is rather breastacular, isn't it ?

Ket = sweets. In County Durham vernacular.

Listen very carefully ....... that feint rustling is the sound of CT getting a semi as he reads the post above.

Duck Pizza?

Pigeon powered Internet?

That you on the right?

Knee caps??? What's wrong with you???? Here ...... Criticise the paintwork. Lifted from here http://www.bestboobsonline.net/

Whoever scores our winning goal tomorrow - give it to them.

Where does the leg end and the arse begin?