Monkeys Fist

How gutted will you be if you kark it next week?

Suck it up youths- I’ll be tending my soiled spuds and cabbages as I Dig For Britain whilst you lads get decimated by Russian drones.

I can’t see internment being a realistic option if it came to it. Unlike in WWII, I think the numbers of conscientious objectors would be in the hundreds of thousands, if not millions. We can barely manage to lock up 500 small boat lads, so the chances of locking up the likely numbers is zero. If it did happen, I’d expect a non-combat option to be given- logistics, medical assistants, manufacturing etc.

Suggestions for Wykiki’s mate’s nickname are in the General Chat thread.

Any nuclear strike on wearside would cause untold amounts of improvements.

We should contract this out to Tory owned companies with no previous experience, that seems to be the way.

Me and Fist Jnr. made full use of our allowed exercise time during lockdown by cycling everyday when there were no cars about. The skinny little goober still went through two PS controllers. I also sent him out at night to stab cats for the extra meat.

I’d take a guerilla role and break in to enemy camps and shit in their beds. Victory would be rapid.

Could well have been. Definitely on the French side of the Tyne.

It’s Leek and Potato day at the soup kitchen, the Library is shut for “ Yoga When You Have a Tail” classes, and it’s too cold to go for a shit in town, so …

Also

Grin and bear it.

A bear walks into a butchers to buy a steak.... The butcher is taken aback but gathers himself and says, "That'll be £60 sir". "Here you go", says the bear, paying with two £50 notes. "You know, we don't see many talking bears buying steaks and paying cash here”, says the butcher as he returns the change to the bear. Bear says, " I'm hardly fucking surprised at that price”.

THINGS NOT TO DO WITH REDUNDANCY MONEY. PART 1. 1) Spunk it up the wall on bitcoin recommendations from a bloke who didn’t know what a chilli flake was well after his 40th birthday. 2) Spunk it up the wall on bitcoin recommendations from a bloke who didn’t know what a chilli flake was well after his 40th birthday. 3) Spunk it up the wall on bitcoin recommendations from a bloke who didn’t know what a chilli flake was well after his 40th birthday. Here endeth todays lesson.

I wonder if he’s any good at exterior decorating, since his gaff got a load of black paint chucked on it? All around the same time those lads drove a hearse on the pitch at a Gateshead match ( might have been another game, maybe Birtley?).

What do you call a woman pushing her way through a crowd? Jocelyn.

How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan.

You just know this is going to end up with our local Tory living in a bin.

To be fair to them, the Mackems know a thing or two about goall scoring defenders as we saw the other week

Magyar behaviour that, marrow.

He’s putting on the Riiiiiiiitz.