Jump to content

Monkeys Fist

Moderators
  • Posts

    52861
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    441

Posts posted by Monkeys Fist

  1. 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

    There's talk of whether Trump should swap Vance out, and if he decided he wanted to the party would go along with it. 

    Wouldn’t surprise me if that was his plan all along- humiliating the bloke who dared speak against him. 
     

    Trumps ego is only matched by its fragility. 
     

     

    He’ll bring some ultra right goon late in the game hoping for a boost from the crazies. 

  2. So what if he becomes a martyr? 
     

    Let his slavering goons wail and cry and fill their houses with orange shrines. 
     

    The GOP is toast once he’s out the way. 

    • Like 1
    • Thanks 1
  3. 7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

    Can the GOP replace him at this stage?

    I’d say the only way that’s happening is if he’s broon bread. 
     

     

    • Like 2
  4. 1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

     

     

    If this gets reported widely and if it doesn't wake that country up to what's going on, they'll deserve everything this prick serves up to them.

     

     

    Whoever his handlers are must be kicking themselves they chose this fucknugget as their front man- he’s just given the game away before he’s even back in the Whitehouse 

     

    He can’t help himself, can he? :lol:
     

    Any of you betting lads got any idea what odds you’d get on his gaffers trying to take him out again before the elections ? 

    • Haha 2
  5. 1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

    Took a couple of pulls of the starter cord by Toonpack but the FUCKING SHITE PUN ENGINE has rattled back to life. 

    Just because you’ve never seen the dyslexic-friendly version of Wart Ars’s, doesn’t mean you’ve got be up in our face and angry, like Rev. Haddart. 

  6. 15 minutes ago, Renton said:

    will provide my fix in Autumn as politics turns boring here. 

    Fuck me- you’ve done it now. 
     

    Jonah has spoken lads, Starmer will be caught rattling Rayner on the Speaker’s throne in September. 

    • Haha 7
  7. 1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

    The people who'd support it would be voting for him if he shot them in the stomach and raped the bullet hole


    Wordsmithery. 

    IMG_1977.gif.2e1ccb823f76afcf23b433fe0bcb33c1.gif

    • Haha 4
  8. 1 hour ago, Alex said:

    Actually knew of another lad from our school who took his life that way. Maybe about ten years ago. Near The Station pub at Killingworth.

    My mate’s old man took the same way out on the same stretch of line.  
    He walked up towards Burradon from the Westmoor crossing and sat on the track as the Edinburgh train came down. 
     

     Brutal way to go, and devastating for everyone involved. 
     

    My mate wanted to go to where it happened a couple of days after, despite my trying to dissuade him.
    I had to ring the Transport Police, explain the crack, and ask if they were 100% sure that mate wouldn’t stumble across any “remnants” or blood splatters, all without my mate being aware of it. 
     


    Fucking awful crack. 

    • Sad 4
  9. 1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

    apparently people are seeing an alert on their nufc accounts....

    fuck all on mine!  :lol:

    Btw mate, if you’re looking for a new disabled driver since the move, this lad is apparently a bit tasty. 
    IMG_3170.thumb.jpeg.75a93b5e11d597f05804520b36e2007c.jpeg

     

    ( Not too clever in snow though). 

    • Haha 3
  10. 1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

    even though it's been eclipsed by the TV series

    Absolutely superb to that.  Matt Whossname is mint in it, as are the other two actors. 
     

     

    2 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

    Also, I have an unhealthy respect of anything that's been inside Rita Ora. I reckon I like her index fingers more than some of my relatives.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Top pervery there, keep it up ! 

    • Haha 1
  11. The new Time Bandits TV series gets a good write-up Here

     

    Created by Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement and Iain Morris ( wrote Inbetweeners). 
     On Apple TV. 

    I loved the film, so I might drag myself away from the games console and give it a watch. 

    • Like 1
  12. Probably the most influential but least famous British musician of the 60s- his band members list alone is like a who’s who of greats, and his influence on British blues bands arguably led to Cream, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, etc. 

     

     

    He’s one of the few who actually deserve the Legend title. 

    • Like 2
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.