Monkeys Fist
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Susanna Hoffa was top tier. She still is, but she was then, too.
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“ I’ll give it up As&wan I choose!” It was right there for you on a plate old man! I reckon you’re getting a bit touched but you’re in De Nile. I’m with Holden- Giza break!
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I thought at 56 I’d be in the upper age bracket at Damage. No chance, I’m virtually a teenager! You would not believe some of the creaky old fuckers driving these behemoths around. There’s one toothless owld Scotch lad who is the absolute double of Ramses II
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There’s your answer. Take any, random, harmless activity and add fucking skip rats to it and it becomes a blight on society. Little cunts
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The Queens was like walking into an episode of Shameless To be fair, so were all the others.
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It does take quite a bit to make me go WTF??? This did. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/29/new-york-man-subway-attempted-rape
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I once went for a pub crawl along Wallsend High Street when I lived down there. Didn’t see a full set of teeth the whole night- that’s not individually either, I mean in total.
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Renton digging a (small) hole in the sand and lying down on it to disguise his trouser turbulence.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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For the sake of the Wideopen Leporid population, crack on
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I think it only has a taste for live bunnies, as opposed to “gutted rabbit”* * A phrase I first heard from a Kiwi lad I worked with, describing as only Kiwi’s can the unshaven state of his previous night’s conquest’s lady garden … ” Fack, mate, ut wis like a gutted rabbit!”
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Why do you think she was running?
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Why have you stuck the toe end of a manky old pair of Dunlop Greenflash on an otherwise decent looking loaf?
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Surely her phone is fully juiced after an hour? Just unplug hers and plug yours in while waving your lockscreen battery at her. If she speaks to you just pretend you’re Eastern European- guaranteed a racist rant.
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Leported
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I haven’t, but Gloomy didn’t get where he is today just on raw talent and personality.
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You’d think the daft cunts would’ve gone at night- that video looks like it was midday
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Great idea- not sure if it’ll help his knee, but it’ll cheer him up. Don’t forget to look him in the eyes as you swallow.
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I’ll happily carry on with the opposite, thanks.
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Due to adverse denpressure?
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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He could stand there buck naked and still not be done for indecent exposure. The Chronicle- We spoke to witnesses who described the middle-aged pervert as being “ like a tubby, ginger Action Man - he was just smooth down below “
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Aye, well that would fit then, he’d be early teens if his Dad owned the club in the mid 60s.
