Monkeys Fist

For my alterations? Rang them and they only alter suits they've sold. Got a recommendation for a place in Gosforth though.

Boldon have erected a statue of their favourite son.

Platt's gone with Mancini http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22533727

Do you get the bus to work then, Cath?

Bless my soul, it's a breast fest. https://vimeo.com/64368773

*jealous

Baptised.

The poor lass is in agony man! Offer to deliver them you dick(aphenic)

Whereas redheads .........

Top of the Loser list - The FA. What a bunch of useless Caths they have shown themselves to be.

Have to say , my greatest sympathy is with the poor bastard that was driving the lorry.

And tell the bottom one to wear this

These two ...... Please make sure they get through Meenz, it is important.

You think anyone will be listening to their songs?

Vile man by the sounds of it.

CT will probably buy them off you. Bombard his inbox with messages

*digs himself a deeper hole

Calm your tits woman.

Terrible, terrible news- Angelina Joliet has had an elective double mastectomy, as she discovered she carried gene for breast cancer. http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22520720 There follows a short tribute

I am Teflon boy. Suck it up

" our money back "