Monkeys Fist

I can barely contain my pride. No, really.......

Aye, Mackems 1-0 down, down to 10 men. As it stands , is our canine status that of superiority?

Aye, top lad. *a pre-emptive fuck off to Essembee btw.

Cunts trick from a proven cunt. Why is anyone surprised by this?

Nice touch.

Pissed yet? ( you and Ms. Tyler )

Lesson learned- dont miss.

Aye, probably more like it. Makes CT's " man of the people" stance even more comical.

Kinky bitch.

Kinky bitch

CT, may the Farce be with him.

Bravo!

I'm more interested in her warm front.

An online survey of 3000 knobs. About 5% of the the match day crowd. Not most, even by Using the Torynator number twister.

Lucy Verasamy Scorchio

That is one of those things that is so ridiculous it can only be true.

HMHM clearly suffering from KWIC. Kitchen Worktop Inferiority Complex

Pulis lined up a swap deal for Schweinsteiger

Got a friendly lined up with Bolton, I'd imagine.

Hate Pulis too, any chance he gets to hog the headlines .......

Stoke boar me to tears. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22575668

Birthday partys at soft play centres. Full of feral little twats and their cuntish parents. Which wanker came up with these? Oh my fucking god. There's a fucking disco now. Kill me.

What? You don't even what?

Hoy!! Back off bitch, Winona is mine.

Oof!