Monkeys Fist

Cracks me up how CT plays the wum all over the board, but expects to be taken seriously here.

Bless

That rabbit video is pretty disturbing.

Fights urge to post Derek shitting himself vid... .... No... Mustn't post it .... .. Ah, fuck it

I've tried for years to explain the difference in importance between them to Mrs. F. I think you've just hit pay dirt

Dry or lubed?

Since you put it like that ......

Uncannily accurate I'd imagine.

She's an excellent cook tbh, I always dive in the kitchen and play sous chef , and, over the years, I've managed to sneak in little things like pancetta in with the sprouts, honey roast carrots etc so that Christmas Dinner is now a thing of beauty There's also a shitload of booze gets done in, in the most genteel, relentless way possible

Aye, a cup-a-soup poured over a plate of pasta, with a bag of mixed fucking veg hoyed at it

He's fucking desperate isn't he?

Brill How very 80s.

Tutu keeps his eyes shut.

*They're

Our Cup runneth over

I saw a beauty on holiday this year in Scotland, think I've posted it already, but fuck it .... Yes, it's genuine.

Cook the turkey in the morning, then cover it with foil to let it rest and cool a bit. The juices can cool too, makes removing the fat so simple, as it solidifies. Prep your veg the day before, and store them in sealed food bags to stop them drying out. ..... None of which I will be doing this year as we are going to the mother in law's for lunch I will be making my Green and Blacks Chocolate Crusted Lemon Tart , however, and taking it round. Recipe here ..... http://aksharp42.wordpress.com/2011/05/02/weekend-project-chocolate-crusted-lemon-tart/ Blagging my mates ice cream maker to make a basil sorbet to go with it.

I just showed my 6yr old daughter that picture, and asked her "What does that look like?" Her honest response? " Urgh, it's some sick!"

What the fuck is that? Did you just say some random food words and then make them? " Tonight's abomination? Hmmm Tuna sweetcorn pasta carrot sounds nice, where's the microwave?"

Present?

Get the missus to do it when she's finished the ironing - voila!

Kebab