Monkeys Fist

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Frazzled.

Does Essembee see a different board to the rest of us- one where his posts bear some kind of relation to anything on the page? Just wonderin'

Miscounted? It's 11-a-side FFS How can you miscount eleven?

I was soo hoping he was a keeper- Jesus Saves!

Obertan? Edit : ObertAnt

I am talking loudly over this post.

His co-presenter can wear what the fuck she likes , though.

Fuck you very much, sir.

Zany!

" kipper knickers that would make a seagull spew. "

Out!

You've been there before ..... ..... with Louise Taylor. Did you stab yourself in the eyes afterwards?

Top bombing!

Still going apparently. And still presented by the King of Caths. http://www.metroradio.co.uk/on-air/alan-robson/archive/alan-robson-profile/

Wedding I was at last weekend had a shekshy female photographer. You can't beat tits, Andy my son!

Seen the Hulk one, canny. And no, not a sniff of commission. If anyone else off here buys one, tell the tight fisted twat to get me a pint

7/10 Not too shabby

I have recently befriended a plumber, a speed freak hedgehog, and a billionaire in a tin suit. Getting a bit fucking cramped in this loft , mind.

We used to climb up the outside of this. Fucking idiots

Ask Dadoon, dudes

Isn't/wasn't someone on here a ref?

I knew I should've just stuck with the tit pics.