Monkeys Fist

Top midget or bottom midget?

Is it Withe?

Apparently, like Bob Mortimer, he does his own dentistry.

She looks like her gigantic arse continues around the front. That, or she’s two midgets - have we ever seen her without a full-length coat on?

Like Gail Porter’s minge.

As if the dirty bugger has a cleaning lady.

If the rumours are to be believed, it’s terminal gum disease.

Aye, sorry to hear it @Meenzer. It’s a properly shit time to get news like that. Have you thought about investing in Bitcoin?

No need. He has a nutsack full of these.

National Service, 1950s? My old man got lucky - he was volunteered to go to another regiment, who were then posted to the Caribbean, where he got tanned, and acquired a taste for Caribbean spice whilst his original regiment went to Suez.

Must’ve been a relief not to have to wear saucepan lids as hats though.

Which one is Soapy Soutar and which is Fat Boab?

Give it time.

Won’t be a problem finding someone to lay a cable in that place, though.

Ah shit, sorry… I forgot I was a sheeple.

The last Moustachioed Socialist in this country saved millions of lives.

Vhat about ze Madonna vis de big boobies?

Nice these Chinese Marxist Nazis doing their bit to be eco-friendly. What’s the problem?

He’ll answer when he’s good and ready…( and when he’s found some shouty cunt that’s made a YouTube clip of just over 10 minutes which addresses the thing.).

230,000+ avoidable deaths from COVID under Tory rule. What’s your point?

Self awareness not one of your strengths, is it?

It was never the same after Hulk Hogan retired.