Monkeys Fist

Go on a diet

More leopardskin prints. Top bar blurt mind

Wall to wall prolapse

Welcome to Mike Ashley's Noocarsel.

Took my laddy to see it and after the first 20 gave serious thought to leaving He's not a fan of musicals, much like his Dad. Great animation but shit film.

" I always rated him "

They come over here, taking our criminal's jobs......

Dorty hound.

Saturday night in there was definitely an "older crowd". I'm 45 and was one of the young bucks

Matron!!!

For a strong ale it's very drinkable. Very drinksnle

Pint of that and a half of Peroni for the Lady was £ 6.05. Bargain, considering the pint was 6.0ABV loopy juice.

Smoother than a porn star's minge

I imagine him and Nick Griffin are giving each other a Moebius Daisy Chain over it.

Daddy's Cock-the mackem Mourinho. He's a Special Needs One.

I finished the night, Cath, with a Doublewood Balvenie. It's a fine, smooth, mature example of great craftsmanship. Much like me.

After a couple of misses, hit on a winner. They have this on tap currently, it's a fine ale. I'm scuttled.

Cheers chaps. On the way now.

This night out just gets better and better, and I've not left the house yet

Good stuff, any ale recommendations Tooj?

Going to the Bacchus tonight, so ale will be consumed. Anyone been in there recently? Not been in for donkeys

What happens to safc is less important to a Mackem than what happens to us. It's how they define themselves.

Fyp