Monkeys Fist

So I'll remember you, even when I'm old. FML.

Aye, right there. Rocky feckin Dennis.

Louise Wener. In her day Now answer mine, you premature tit

Mentioned to my brother today that I have a massive heed. After wine and chuckles, out came the tape measure. 62cm. Or 7 5/8ths English. Fucking Mekon.

Aye, Death by Chocolate

FireMinge Widdecombe.

More plastic than Legoland there like.

This is doing my nut in. I recognise her Edit: d'oh!

Did you expect anything but?

One of these men is a bona fide legend.

He'll be going for " you're a fackin cant !" this time round.

To counter CT's shite attempts at contrariness ,here is something to cheer us all up.

He's just guaranteed himself some "extra seasoning" in his meal by all the Geordie chefs in his hotel, pissed off they're working Christmas Day to feed fucking Stoke.

The worst thing about JFK is that it's geniunely 50/50 whether you're taking the piss or telling the truth here.

FFS! Don't give the cunt ideas man!

Is about the standard level of pettiness they've displayed in the past, so why not.

That's Joe, right there.