Monkeys Fist

She kept the Fist fists busy when I were a lad.

" I was molested by Paul Daniels ..... not a lot. "

Ingrid? Fuck off man, did she run out of virgins?

Robert Redford's Rottweiler ran away?

Clue?

Shazbat

By the way, the serial killer I posted earlier ..... Is

R2D2 in the nip?

Photoshopped? No way.

That's easy. Nanoo nanoo

Eloquently put, take a bow Sir.

Poetry

Expect an empty post then TS

You should check out airbnb.com CT. some great places to stay at reasonable rates. Thought you'd like this , as an example https://airbnb.com/rooms/29018

The Returned is shaping up nicely on C4.

The real reason he needs a roof box. " You're coming! Now get ..... In......., There!"

Didn't she "accidentally" post a pic of her chebs on twitter, then deny it? Internet says so, hilariously

Buy a trailer- you'll need it for the new hobby equipment you'll almost certainly acquire whilst away.

Ok. Mrs. CT must be well chuffed- first time in 25 years she'll have seen a real organ

Are they the right ones for your car though? And, what you planning on transporting on your taxi?

http://youtu.be/TDIipofjBQg

So I'll remember you, even when I'm old. FML.