Monkeys Fist

That's never you man- hands are too skinny.

The asparagus is to make his piss smell as bad as his shite. Sorry folks, just realised its Dinnertime.

" Fancy some Japanese tonight love? Bukkake and chips- champion!"

Look what came up after I'd watched it. It's almost like it knew

The evidence of how much CT likes his scran is all over the cucumber and tomatoes.

With potatos. Carb loading?

Anyone ever snapped the banjo string?

No! Get a harp. Harps are easy. All the cool dads have harps.

There's something about those two movies which keeps you watching ...... Can't think what though.

Beardy Weirdy Hole Lurker Mick Aston has died. ..... Which raises the question; When archaeologists die, is burial compulsory?

HFtastic

Proper 80s minge on her too. http://imageevent.com/thefakeplace/mousey/celebrityooopsfolder/page3girlsofthe80s?p=400&n=1&m=51&c=7&l=0&w=4&s=0&z=9

Why are you looking there Fish, you massive gayer?

Correct. Twice

If its not Lusardi it's Maria Tittaker. I do like my Brunettes.

No, not Sharon Gless. The answer will Take Your Breath Away.

Ah! They are indeed. Are they the Lusardi Twins?

Your pic isn't showing up TS. Here's the soft, unobscured answer to my titular test.

Too small.

Trophyshy, you are a genius Sir Who's tits are these?

Hammer House of Tits

Bob's dog fucked off, innit.