Monkeys Fist

Ham and bacon?

Missed that. Very good.

Odds on either Clegg or Gideon having an "interest" in Byron Burgers Ltd?

Because you were full of jizzy potatoes?

Amaze balls

Come on then Chubs, out of all the items in your new "toolbox", how many have you used?

" Swapped the rice for pasta, had no broccoli, onions or peppers so used beans and chips, had no beef so used kebab meat. Didn't have any soy sauce, so used curry sauce. This is going in the CT cookbook"

She's shite - keeps hitting the bar.

It's this pristine, unused cissy box which proves my cynicism is firmly based in reality. You should lick my Lovepump.

99.9 % of the time it is.

Buttered gravy. With beans in it.

Except he's clearly not doing it.

Can't have potatoes without having beans.

I look forward to the pics of your version. With buttered slice, naturally.

Notice how everything in the basket is pristine and ..... well, unused.

Blates. Get out

That's just careless

Guaranteed.

Vicious cunt, was she?

Ok. I'll ask. How the fuck did you manage that?