Monkeys Fist

That's excellent.

I can picture the fat little cunt actually coming out with these lines.

Rearranged you post

Isn't Dragontits out of GoT in that? Bapsoot oot?

As boring/annoying/frustrating as it may be, give the injury asynchronous time as it needs to fully heal before you go back to any strenuous use. When you hit 40 you'll be glad you did

As I used to be. Welcome to the world of chiropractors, ibuprofen and sleeping on the floor.

You say you bent down for a bottle of water. Did you bend at the knees or your waist?

It's 600 for men. And if I can do it, any fucker can.

Aye- did a bit of reading about it, spoke to my brother etc, looking for the catch. There doesn't seem to be one.

He's not asked me, yet.

The Pieman's Revenge!

No no no. All that is in the past man. We've now got a veritable giant of the game , a football intellect so astute he makes Wenger look like Barry Fry , in charge of all things football. All these clever deals and quality players passing us by is a cunning ploy. A very cunning ploy.

Soft play centres must be gold-mines. They charge a fortune for shit food, crappy birthday parties , and clean the apparatus once a year at best.

Cheers. Put a bit of timber on since stopping smoking ( about 3/4 of a stone). My brother has shifted 3 1/2 stone since Christmas by doing it, so I thought I'd give it a crack. It's not that much of an effort for me tbh, just cutting out the crap on fast days.

No, serious. Just started doing it. My version of the above weighs in at 275kcal, leaves plenty for the rest of the day

Dr. Seuss should have his fucking eyes out.

Fast day today. Having this for tea Poached chicken breast Beluga lentils with lime, chilli and coriander.

Chap in the home kit really likes his.