Monkeys Fist

Btw, is that you back, Wolfy?

Love that he snuck a "derp" face in (at 31seconds in). Special

Another child born into poverty Tragic.

I'm sure he's been referred to as "that bull's knacker" on here before.

Just watching "Don't Look Down" on C4 , about some kid from Southampton who climbs big cranes. I'll be amazed if some daft tit doesn't kill themselves within the next few weeks/months, trying to replicate it.

Boy- Rowan Girl-Olive

Place all ingredients in a blender, liquidise. Drink through straw, accompanied by Horlicks. You're a Grandad now mate.

It was a very hot bath. Scrotum like an elephant's ear.

* jumps out of bath, runs to window. Hmmm, maybe just a bit tiddly?

An Oirish friend has just posted this status on her FB "The moon looks like a potato tonight. .. Have a look!" I seriously hope she's pissed

Wahey! ( I love that the text for that smiley is 'rimshot' )

The dirtier players often made a bee-line for him.

Very fluid movement if I remember rightly.

He's not really sure anymore.... This was all fields when he was a lad.... Is it buttered slice time yet?

Where's that from? ( which site?)

Only if it turns out ginger and half metal.

Also ...

CT's new laptop?

Congratulations Daft Lad http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Where+do+I+buy+beige+clothing%3F+

He's going to be a Grandad.

You're going to fondle my nut sack??? I'm game if you are