Monkeys Fist

William the Conqueror to play for us? I'll take it

Luther starts a new series on Tuesday night , with the sexiest psychopath on the telly box Giddup!

Been to the pub with the kids , so I'm full of hell.

Wind your neck in man, he's hardly leaving them outside in the pram while he gets mullered

He'd set the Roomba away, of course, so all was spick and span when he came back after mingling with the freaks.

Mrs. Fist got her book as a gift ( aye, the friend has been fucking told!), and I said " Oh, I bet she's fell withing the first three pages". I picked up the book, turned it over and saw the back cover .. Hilarious isn't it?

It's really badly dubbed.

It is a source of genuine vexation to me that that man-faced, thunderously unfunny twat has become a BBC "favourite". Fuck me I'm grumpy tonight

Good luck to him.

It's only a few hours old and I'm sick to fucking death of hearing about fucking Glastonbury already. Dear BBC, If I wanted my entire weekend to be full of middle class cunts called Pippa listening to shite, I'D GO TO FUCKING GLASTONBURY! I DON'T WANT IT ALL OVER EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING BROADCAST!

Christ! He's very good, isn't he? Love the way he does the sunlight.

Wondered where Tom had been lately .......

Just had a hunt for stuff, I haven't seen him in ages. https://sites.google.com/site/dartfoliouk/ He's called Dale Thomson, used to live in Brighton as it happens. ( having looked, his stuff isn't up to par with the one you posted tbh )

Have a look in your cleaning thread, Sugartits.

Avatar vs Robots. ( it's very good actually, a mate of mine does a lot of fantasy art)

Aye, I saw that. The question remains.

Btw, who the fuck is he?

CT should combine his latest obsession with his urge to start a new business. "Marigolds & Moobs - four all you're domestick cleening kneads. "

Is there not some Internet magic thing that can resurrect it? Please.

Btw, it's scone as in gone. Not scone as in stone.

Kinnear would pronounce it wrong.