Monkeys Fist

Veet.

That was basil daahling , basil

Middle class poncery

I'm seeing a Paul Wynn popping up in the crotch area

You need to have some roast beef and neeps.

Have it, Bitches!

Carpet carrier stance

Chun Li?

Vot of it?

Fuck off man Roast beef with a bit of mashed turnip is the food of the gods.

Did you have to bang the one from your challenge? Lucked out there if you did

Herpes?

FYP

That Pabey has a right potty mouth.

So, the odious little shite is trying to drum up interest in BT's new sport channel , (with analysis and commentary by England's Michael Owen), and Lee is letting him use the Chronic to do it. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/michael-owen-i-still-look-4798510 Pair of cunts.

Lad in the right supports the Yurts

.. And on the sixth day, God was pushed for time so invented the microwave cooker.

Without getting into the mental image you've planted there, I'm intrigued. I'll give it a try next time I'm doing a roast.

The masses would disagree

Eh? A whole, unpeeled turnip in the micro? Is it not then a right clart on to peel and chop a hot turnip?