Monkeys Fist

Btw, tip of the day re. Poached eggs- put the intact egg , in its shell, in your poaching water for 20 seconds or so then crack the eggs and cook as normal. It sets the white just enough to stop the egg disintegrating to nowt.

Me too- 2 poached eggs on seeded rye bread for tea. Having just taken my daughter and 8 schoolmates to Build a Bear and the Northside Diner in Fenwicks for her 6th birthday party, I'm just in the mood to eat rare steak washed down with copious amounts of wine. Bugger!

Maybe she hasn't been charging, hence CT's "mild irritation".

After

And her biggest fan on here has royally fucked up her "Yes Gemmill". Shameful. Very sad mind, 52 is nowt.

Genuine question, Bitchtits, is he an actor?

Who is he?

Is that an igrill?

She keeps borrowing your bras?

This'll be the first time CT has had a sweat on in years.

My Spidey sense is tingling. I sense a wrongun campaign

She's clearly eating all CT's favourites from the variety pack of biscuits. Hoy the brazen shite out on the streets!

Any excuse to post this

Kinky bitch Do the neighbours not complain

Tidied

First game at SJP, this lad chasing for the ball Pardew shouts " Win it, Brown Ideye, win it!" 52,000 Geordies collapse into childish giggles.