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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Poor little bugger is thinking, " Fuck did I do?"
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Sweating? I am schlepping about in the roof of a bakery in Stockton. Essential climbing inside a steel box. With a hangover. FML
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No Gemmill
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Get the Roomba to do it
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I have just been informed by the Fistress that I have one hour to get ready to go out. Giddup!!!
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Was the Grassy Knoll astroturfed?
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Keep it in the microwave
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I'd imagine those occasions when I'm at the checkout and remember an item I've missed, so I run back into the shop whilst Chanisse scans my stuff, then waits for me to come back , would send Gemmill into Supernova mode.
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Have a sick one you twisted example of human detritus. Here's a few pairs of massive boobs for you
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The fact it was sung by a camp dinosaur was the clincher.
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And then I'll take as long as I want, chatting, re-packing, etc, and fuck everyone else, especially the lanky ginger bloke behind with one earplug in, thumping his chest as he gets more irate.
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C. Every time.
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Right boys- you have 24 hours to make a dish of my choosing, pics posted with a handwritten note as proof of authenticity. Up for it? @@Ayatollah Hermione @ Christmas tree
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And the self service tills, or " fast track tills" as Morrisons call them- no way are they faster than getting a minion staffed till.
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I'm there to buy goods. Take my money or fuck off
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FFS, I'm just glad I didn't say they were free range eggs.
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As you were.
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Did you drop your kebab?
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Well done on the sperm btw.