Monkeys Fist

Have it!

OCD or CDO?

Research for latest project- turn the bathroom into pub bogs.

Was hoping I might be the fat one out of Kenickie.

Awkward title though

To be taken with this as an appetizer?

I take it you're there to google directions for him, and supply a constant stream of buttered slices?

My granny posted this on her Myspace page. LOOK AT MEEEE , YOU BASTARDS!

The lass from Screenwipe, isn't it? Seems the black dress is a minefield of titty mishaps.

What and What ?

Sorry to hear that mate. My condolences.

Coming over here, squeaking all foriegn, eating our poo.....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mystery-of-the-lyubov-orlova-ghost-ship-full-of-cannibal-rats-could-be-heading-for-british-coast-9080103.html A ghost ship? Infested with cannibal rats??? And it's heading for Britain???? Excellent!

I saw a poster for that and thought it was a piss take at first. wtf happened to De Niro?

Which are?

Unfeasibly Large Testicles do tend to weigh a bit.

You'd go on holiday, then come back and bludge off the State? Think of all the 50" Telly's genuine scroungers could buy with the money YOU would be claiming. For shame, Skiv McSkivington, for shame! I thought you were of a higher calibre than that, put it seems you're just a spud gun.

I thought you packed the tabs in, Stevie.

Given that councils countrywide are all being forced into a Skivvy reduction, how would you deal with the self loathing if you found yourself on the dole? God forbid it should happen, but you should know we'd all be here to support you.

Dozy c*nts?

Not the North East - OOTC