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Ouch. Not much I can say to that mate.
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Or two thick too see a piss take.
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"Mike Hartford has being a football person for over three decades. Can I have some cake?" How's that MT ?
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Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
No, it was actually Llamarse. But I'd still rather him than these fucking dinosaurs. -
Short fat and useless.
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Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Let me help you. -
Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I'll let Fish deal with this -
Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Give me one plausible reason why -
Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Given the fact that NUFC can be characterised by one unpredictable event after another, this is a refreshing change, in that it is a fucking nailed on certainty. I fucking detest Kinnear. -
The white fur is particularly adept at highlighting the shit stains around their hoop. Delightful creatures.
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Do tell.
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Going by tits alone, I'd say Winslet.
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Nowt worse than some fecker with loud crisps at the match, tbh.
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Pants changed again!
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Their nuts, in each other
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Just off to change pants.
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"Gromit! We've got no players!"
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Does that policy also cover booby pics? Just asking
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Which leads me to the old classic, I was at the bus stop eating a sandwich the other day, this little ratdog kept jumping up , begging me for a piece. I looked the owner and said , " Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" " No , go ahead " , she smiled So I picked the yappy little bastard up and threw it into the traffic.
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I wore them just for you Tits McGee.