Monkeys Fist

Ouch. Not much I can say to that mate.

Or two thick too see a piss take.

"Mike Hartford has being a football person for over three decades. Can I have some cake?" How's that MT ?

No, it was actually Llamarse. But I'd still rather him than these fucking dinosaurs.

Short fat and useless.

Let me help you.

I'll let Fish deal with this

Give me one plausible reason why

Given the fact that NUFC can be characterised by one unpredictable event after another, this is a refreshing change, in that it is a fucking nailed on certainty. I fucking detest Kinnear.

The white fur is particularly adept at highlighting the shit stains around their hoop. Delightful creatures.

Do tell.

RIP

Going by tits alone, I'd say Winslet.

Nowt worse than some fecker with loud crisps at the match, tbh.

Pants changed again!

Their nuts, in each other

Just off to change pants.

"Gromit! We've got no players!"

Does that policy also cover booby pics? Just asking

Which leads me to the old classic, I was at the bus stop eating a sandwich the other day, this little ratdog kept jumping up , begging me for a piece. I looked the owner and said , " Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" " No , go ahead " , she smiled So I picked the yappy little bastard up and threw it into the traffic.

I wore them just for you Tits McGee.

Fore what?