Monkeys Fist

Nice one Fish. Does your gaffer know what you've been up to for the past few shifts?

A comedy club needs a comedy poster. Bring back the buttered slice!

You'll be back, soft cock.

At least you'll have more time for cleaning and turfing the dogs toilet.

Hurrah! Long live Prince Derek

Control yourselves Lads

Kinnear had never heard of it, so it got the elbow

Just spotted this holiday cancellation sale on Gumtree for £200 Absolute steal if anyone has the time off. Top quality "holiday" shack for hire in secluded location near to Scarborough and also Whitby , Cost £700.00 Pets can fuck off selling £200 This inc all passes to dungeons and all Rohypnol Sleeps up to 6 people , will fit 10 if dismembered Great family holiday for all Have full confirmation letter for booking Contact me by email only as I am an unhinged psychopath and homeless Will get back to you soon as I am sober and lucid sweaty.henry@therapeshack.co.uk

£700 for a caravan in Yorkshire? Someone, somewhere, is laughing their (rich) cock off.

I've had an hour and a half of Tom and Jerry on Boomerang- kids have their uses.

Due to Mrs. Fist being concerned over our kids + heat, ( i.e. she's a fucking mentalist!),we are spending 7 nights in a log cabin in Linlithgow. As a result of our nippers not dying/combusting etc in the heatwave, I am now insisting we are going abroad next year, even if its just to northern France.

She does have a lovely smile

Bettys?

If it leaves your blanket crispy, it's porn.

Lacking any real insight, I'll blame the racist bog trotter.

Was anyone else unable to load the site for a couple of hours this morning?

Take the hint Kinnear, not even your shit mates want you.

Relegation will not see Ashley gone.

Wankers register by stealth.

I'll take that, cheers.

Why didn't I think of that?