Monkeys Fist

CT walks into a Grosvenor, slaps down £ 20 on the roulette , and becomes furious when the croupier doesn't get her kit off.

The they ? You been at the Malibu?

Playing the slots?

Cheers. noted

"The" what?

FYP

A microwave? In a tent? Fuck off man

I only ever get them on my tongue. No idea how to shift one quickly , sorry

When's the release date?

Very good.

Whilst masturbation is my vocation, Your punctuation is an aberration. You sweaty get.

Oh, and if the thread title has pissed you off, wait until you see your profile

Please calm yourself, don't, whatever you do, take it out on your sister. Her snapper is at breaking point already.

The eggs

*be

If we plant trees down Barrack Road, will Ashley fuck off? Quick! Someone call CT!

Bloody awful.

Other way round for me,like.

You'd have to be king of England .....

Get real man! You expect us to believe he'd be able to keep beans long enough to plant them without eating the fuckers with a buttered slice first?

Aye, righto Alan, you fucking fanny rat

Whereas.... FFS.

In hundreds of years, archaeologists will be stood around The Boldon Pit, puzzling over it's formation. " It's possibly an impact crater, although it lacks any ejected material...... " " It could be man-made, although it's from an extremely crude and simple community. " Some lowly intern , having trawled through centuries of internet records, finds this page...... " No, it's none of that, it's just some useless tit who needed assistance finishing a shit ".