Monkeys Fist

Was she not house trained AH?

Your thoughts CT? You wouldn't need to take the microwave camping anymore, you could just set light to the water supply.

FYP

Staggering. Does the monumental cunt not realise that what he calls " large, uninhabited desolate areas" are what we call " beautiful rural areas". Or do they not count because they're up north? What a pile of shit

Looking forward to this. Might take my daughter to her first game.

A microwave. Camping FFS.

Faacking Ell! I'm calling him Bob!

Currently doing the rounds of Westminster

I have to say, Old Bean, I do believe I'd have my stones inside those shorts double quick, Bristol fashion, what!

Nah, studs get caught in the duvet cover

That's Aeris man!

I'm not suggesting he's been banned. I'm suggesting he's such a fucking booze hound that he's never driven.

Stevie?Sell a ticket? To a sweaty?

I'd say the fucking raging alcoholism would have a lot to do with it.

I think I have found the most offensive lyrics in metal " I Snuck A Retard Into The Sperm Bank " By Anal Cunt. I shit thee not

"Ashley Is A Cunt"Nothing ( surprising)to see here , move along.

Hmm........ Note the shine.

Tits oot before you go?