Monkeys Fist

21 Does this mean I get boobs?

The " Who Wants To Live Forever" vid, the speech he gives at the end ...... I'm ok, it's just a bit of dust in my eye.

CT. is camper than Christmas. Ducky.

Timely repost of this article, especially since it's 4 years today that Sir Bobby died. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/oliver-holt/Revealed-the-secret-history-between-Kieron-Dyer-and-Sir-Bobby-Robson-that-reveals-so-much-about-both-men-article175139.html

Anyone else bored with the troll?

When can we start killing chavs?

They guided her to her seat!

Roughly 2000 years.

Yorkshire people get angry over the strangest things.

You bought a light. Wow

Mine is running a holiday home/gite on the Ardeche, except I fucking hate looking after other people. If they turned up and had given their kids twatful names I'd refuse them the booking. Plan B- this time next year, become a tramp.

My son likes yoghurt for breakfast. Twice now, he has come running over to Daddy to give me a goodbye cuddle, burying his yoghurty face in my crotch, as they do. Little twat

You can tell us now, she had a cock , didn't she/he?

Wherever, it's absolutely spot on Test 6: Going for a walk

Enjoy

You need some tissue massage. I'm on my way, with the tissues.

Weird- song came on the radio earlier that caught my attention , turned out it was by Mazzy Star. Edit: this was the track Time for a coincidence wank.

@Bafgomis #CTGrosSalaud Vous voulez une tranche de pain beurré avec qui ?

8 weeks? Ouch ( btw, who is the lass on your avatar?)

Top half or bottom half?

Thought I'd got away with that one