Monkeys Fist

These chefs that go on about growing fresh herbs , does anyone else do this or can I use AstroTurf instead?

These chefs that make vegetable side dishes and such , does anyone do this or do you just have a buttered slice?

These chefs that use their hands when cooking, does anyone else do this or do you buy kebabs?

Aye, I was wondering about that too, those bloody unreasonable Jews eh?

A street artist did this in Edinburgh last week, took 25 minutes, 40 sheets.

Beach head? 1. Apocalypse Now 2. Downfall 3. Inglorious Basterds 4. Kelly's Heroes 5. Where Eagles Dare.

What are your thoughts on Bacon guns ?

Aye, and east of it is .......

Isn't that the North Sea?

The bloke obviously had a dodgy eye

Soooooooooo Have you?

Just remember Ewerk, no matter what your future in-laws did to you this weekend, in two weeks time you're officially bumming their daughter. For life.

You massive pair of Big Girls Blouses.

Love it.

After a week in Scotchishland, I'm weaning myself back to normality. So ...... 4 bottles of red later, all is well.

Took this whilst on hols with the kids. The place was buzzing

Ten Storey Love Song was available.

The women come with the insane cult. No safety wink either- ask Parky.

Quoobs. I can communicate with elephants on a subsonic level, and make your eyes bleed whilst doing it.

Packing this morning for a week in a log cabin with a 6yr old drama queen and a 3yr old Destructobot. First thing in was whisky

It could be worse- you could be pitched next to CT

You opened it yet?