Monkeys Fist

Not Renton

Norwegian and female. And take what?

Bit unnecessary that.

We need to see a YouTube vid of Brock singing the Welsh national anthem.

Fucking watch it! Posh boy.

aaaaaand now I have the mental image of CT, naked but for his Panama hat, sitting in his shed with the vacuum hose planted on his wee ginger mushroom. Thanks. Thanks very much

Looks like a steamed treacle pud.

I break guitars just by looking at them

I'm fucked- done nine hours on the ropes today to get a job in Leeds finished, and I'm up at 5:30 to get to Lancaster Uni tomorrow to do it again. Me feckin hips are knacking!

Both born in Dryburn, Dads worked at ROF, both like beer and titties Are we brothers ???

Is this the same patch of land you howked all the waste soil onto

Parents were living at Chester le Street when I was born, ( Dad worked at the ROF at Birtley),so popped out in the Dryburn in Durham. We moved back "home" to my Grandads on Benton Estate when I was 6 months old, so as far as I'm concerned I'm a Geordie - Stevie can über-fuck himself This bloke was my hero Dad used to take me and my older brother to the match, we'd go in the West Stand when it looked like this I was absolutely devastated when Supermac was sold to Arsenal, I was 8 and hated Gordon Lee with a high pitched passion

In Leeds, nipped out for my lunch , saw this trampy looking old bloke shuffling along, looked like he'd just walked out of the homeless shelter. Howard Marks. Fuck me , he looks rough.

I keep myself trim by using furious masturbation as a fitness technique. It often turns into a jog/chase if I indulge whilst away from the comfort of home.

To ease the suffering tonight, here's some fit lasses with nice bangers. ( some of them have neglected to wear kegs). Aaaand finally ..... HONK HONK!

Exactly how graphic are these novels, then?

This. If people hadn't figured it out by the return of JFK , they're never going to. He's (Ashley) taking the fucking piss, big style.

Every day bar Thursday on the drink. Happy Anniversary Chow Yum Fat (Here you go Tooner)

Brighton remember.

He'll get no fairness from me , the horrible little shite.