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Yanks sack Cheryl Cole, they cant understand her.
Monkeys Fist replied to Dafydd's topic in General Chat
Not Renton -
Newcastle United v West Ham (24 Aug) 15:00
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
Norwegian and female. And take what? -
Newcastle United v West Ham (24 Aug) 15:00
Monkeys Fist replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
Bit unnecessary that. -
We need to see a YouTube vid of Brock singing the Welsh national anthem.
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Fucking watch it! Posh boy.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
aaaaaand now I have the mental image of CT, naked but for his Panama hat, sitting in his shed with the vacuum hose planted on his wee ginger mushroom. Thanks. Thanks very much -
Looks like a steamed treacle pud.
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I break guitars just by looking at them
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I'm fucked- done nine hours on the ropes today to get a job in Leeds finished, and I'm up at 5:30 to get to Lancaster Uni tomorrow to do it again. Me feckin hips are knacking!
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Both born in Dryburn, Dads worked at ROF, both like beer and titties Are we brothers ???
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Is this the same patch of land you howked all the waste soil onto
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Parents were living at Chester le Street when I was born, ( Dad worked at the ROF at Birtley),so popped out in the Dryburn in Durham. We moved back "home" to my Grandads on Benton Estate when I was 6 months old, so as far as I'm concerned I'm a Geordie - Stevie can über-fuck himself This bloke was my hero Dad used to take me and my older brother to the match, we'd go in the West Stand when it looked like this I was absolutely devastated when Supermac was sold to Arsenal, I was 8 and hated Gordon Lee with a high pitched passion
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In Leeds, nipped out for my lunch , saw this trampy looking old bloke shuffling along, looked like he'd just walked out of the homeless shelter. Howard Marks. Fuck me , he looks rough.
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I keep myself trim by using furious masturbation as a fitness technique. It often turns into a jog/chase if I indulge whilst away from the comfort of home.
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To ease the suffering tonight, here's some fit lasses with nice bangers. ( some of them have neglected to wear kegs). Aaaand finally ..... HONK HONK!
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Exactly how graphic are these novels, then?
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This. If people hadn't figured it out by the return of JFK , they're never going to. He's (Ashley) taking the fucking piss, big style.
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Every day bar Thursday on the drink. Happy Anniversary Chow Yum Fat (Here you go Tooner)
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Brighton remember.
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Kinnear - Appointed Director of Football
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
He'll get no fairness from me , the horrible little shite.