Monkeys Fist
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It worked last game.…
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Nobby Klopp Sounds like a medieval version of the clap. -
Why was Gemmill working the doors in Brum?
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Quite decent that. I’m pretending it’s “Japanese Ambient” because I can’t be listening to Country … … or Western!
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Who’s going to tell TBD he’s stood in front of a mirror?
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Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley)
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
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This bloke’s knees are a yard closer together than his feet. Is it your chauffeur?
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A spawny Treble top from the boy Dubravka to sneak a 0-180!!! Let’s have a look at what you could’ve won!
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4. Stance like Alberto Tomba.
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She’s no Priti Patel, mind.
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Deep fried Patsy Kensit.
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Point of order- already standing. Thangew.
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I’ve just finished making a belt out all my old wristwatches. Complete waist of time.
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Aye, but did Pritchards brother spend all his free time stepping over dogshit in Roker? Sometimes the benefits of a player aren’t always on the pitch , according to The Model
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Mrs. F. told me if I didn’t stop quoting Oasis lyrics she’d be kicking me out She asked “ Is that what you want, Fist?” I said “Maybe”.
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Goddam it! Its Big Frank Chippa isn’t it.
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Are they the poundshop Wor Flags lot? I thought they’d announced they were done after the derby that we won 3-0 without breaking a sweat? Cheeky fuckers!
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Speak for yourself- I buy all my shit at Tynemouth Market.
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Long throw specialist- we’ll have to get Mad Dog to give him a dead arm in the tunnel.
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Price everything £5 more than you want to sell it for, then when people try to barter you can play the game and let them think they got a bargain. If they don’t barter and pay the price, sausage time!
