Monkeys Fist

We’ve been in some uncomfortable financial straits recently, but the light at the end of the tunnel is rapidly nearing and burning bright. So, we said “Fuck it” Bought steaks from Block and Bottle yesterday and just had them for Sunday lunch. 5/7. Would definitely have again.

Fyp

You should message them.

Someone should take her to her a gravel pit and shoot her, she seems nasty and untrainable.

“ In a galaxy, fucking ages ago”

Our record win is 13-0 in 1946. But, given how much the game has changed since then, we should probably temper our predictions accordingly. 16-0. Hat trick for everyone. ‘Appen.

They all sound the same…

Look up posts by an old member called Wolfy- it’s a wild ride

The lads were just after a pint in the Black and White bar.

There’s already a minor celebrity working at my place, tbh. Clue- Newcastle Panto.

Hurley was old enough to have heard first hand tales of Sunderland’s record victory against us, in 1908… … when we won the title, again. RIP MLF MARRA! and of course

The bacterium/algae mutants shall inherit the earth. Wykiki will be utterly disgusted at the lazy bacterium just hitching a ride inside the algae.

@Andrew realising he doesn’t have to do the match threads… … because we’ve been turboshite

Aye, well. Thats that then.

Tiddy Tat?

Baaaallz

Manure losing 1-2

You sure that’s Ian Abraham’s? Looks like Peter White to me.

There’s more than a passing resemblance between Big J and Morpheus in the Matrix, imo, both of whom will fuck you up if you’re a cheeky albino chancer.

If it keeps him at the Theatre of Prawns, I’m not against it.

This is one of the reasons I can’t wait for BUJ7 to get back in the side. Any fucker dishing out this kind of nonsense would find themselves on the end of a perfectly executed Brazilian reducer, licketty feckin split.

God, I hope not.

We’ve all been there …