Monkeys Fist

That cunt Sunak has started something bringing Moonpig back, hasn’t he?

Who?

Oh I know that. Whilst blithely ignoring how much their heroes cost them by dishing out dodgy Covid ppe contracts to their mates. But that’s ok because most of them were white.

Who, other than these two ubercunts Sunak and Blobfish, honestly gives a flying fuck about some desperate folk crossing the Channel? People can just barely afford to live, our work and human rights are being eroded faster than East Anglia, sick and disabled people are about to be told to get to (non-existent) work, and these fuckers are screaming about immigrants???? It’s absolutely fucking insane.

Don’t think - just be sausage.

How dare you sir!

I don’t see how Sugartits donning the dancing pants and making her husband The Prince of Wails would be that stressful tbh.

FIGHT!!!!

La Mer(de).

Aye, but the rest of them are totally reasonable?

6 is “La Squat Francais “.

It’s ironic she’s against people changing their bodies to improve their mental health, given the amount of plastic surgery she’s had.

The dude approves 5-0, but that’s just, like, my opinion man.

Renton is definitely 0, iconic scene

Nice chebs though.

My laddie had the same, several times. It’s awful but they said he’d “grow out of it”. And he did… about 10 years later. How old is Fish Roe?

You were a fannys away from perfection

First look at Gimli’s new cabinet

Queef is having himself an impotent rage reaction party. Go easy on him lads, he’s a bit fragile as he got lifted last night for breaking and “entering”. Whopper.

Genuine question here- how will Pig Fucker be held to account if he can’t face questions in Parliament? Not that I think he’ll be there more than a week or two as I reckon The Midget is about to face yet another Tory leadership challenge, but the point stands?

It’s absolute, cold, calculated, Conservatism in its purest, most evil form. “Fuck you, I’ve got mine”. I despise these bastards in genuinely visceral way.

Meanwhile, as well as crumbling in front of our eyes, gotta keep on cunting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67385385