Monkeys Fist

I've a mate from Portrush who is a Dirty Leeds fan and, surprisingly, fond of an ale or several. I predict a bad heed after the next tie.

Given the paucity and fragility of our first team , it's hardly a piss take. Take it up with our Director of F****all.

Bring on the mackems

You still here?

Don't be fucking with an Ameobi, daft lad!

Sholinator! Relax.

Mick Lowes has just described Bigi's running style as " Ant Hill Mob"

Morecambe- they're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Enter the Sholinator.

Look really closely and you'll notice she's actually playing a guitar.

He hates being called Tone, don't you Tony ?

He got too fat to type

The shit one

Fish's jokes depress the shite out of me

That would require a basic intelligence, something Wor Nile is utterly bereft of. The cunt.

Pleased to say I chucked them earlier this year, feel 100% better for it already.

What Gemmill said. Talk to your parents, speak to your tutor and your student councellor. Try to get out somewhere during the day, even if its just sitting in a park staring at the sky. Your student councellor should probably be your first port of call- they'll be able to point you in the right direction, and, if you can't face telling your parents, they may be able to make that first call for you. Best of luck mate.

Think " wok on legs".

I thought you'd have been sitting around the microwave. Had fire pits at our site, you've got to have a fire to sit around.

Mamma had sent a few amphorae of Red from home, so the star gazing last night was "relaxed"

I was a centurion on the Roman Wall this weekend Meenz, in charge of a severely depleted unit of young, inexperienced recruits. We were on Sweaty watch.

All the best Chez! Just got back from a camping weekend with Mrs. Fist's family. Knackered.

Fish would be horrified.