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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Googled "Black Batman".....
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What happened, did they smash the microwave?
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Well done Sir, well done
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Stevie
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For a Tenner I'd be asking for freshly squeezed virgin sweat.
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Like a fucked fridge.
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CT on the cream sherry.
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I get hard when you talk dirty.
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Aged 18, pissed to the gills on Old Peculier, as we left the Dungeon Ghyll I decided to van surf the Transit down Langdale for a mile or two. Feckin eejit. Oh aye, and this That's me in the rather fetching speedos , about to deliver a mammoth self-wedgie on impact.
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Bitchez luv the Falcon.
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The Lesbican offspring of Salma and Penelope.
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Is that you asking me to one of your partys?
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Don't you mean "glassed your bust"?
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Fuck the beans - where's the shrooms? Eh?
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Happy Jubblies mate!
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I didn't realise Darren Peacock was managing Lancaster City- he needs to cut his hair like ....... Wait..... wrong pic, sorry
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I asked our Director of Football for you via Imgflip Meme Maker
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These yanks would be getting swiftly pedalled if that was my job, dodgy bastards I'm 2 days in to my IRATA Level 3 course, it's knackering but great to learn advanced technique.
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You will quiver and quake under the Human thunder of a Double Ameobi. Their mere presence together causes supernovae in neighbouring galaxies.