Monkeys Fist

Damn right!

One account isn't enough for all that crazy!

0.1 then?

Can Rhino's make a fist?

Given how keen The Alcoholic was to speak to the press on his recent appointment as DoF, can we expect he'll be making himself as available to all and sundry to receive his judgement on his signings? The fucking drunk.

Only when he's clawed back " what he's owed". ffs, he's "owed" the money he put in because he was to fucking lazy to look at the books before he bought us. What a cunt

If he had any self-respect, he would have already. Wants the pay off when he's sacked.

Psycho Cop. Don't answer the door or go out for the next month. If you value your life

I'm with you Odin! I'll not be going, the bleeding rotter.

Feel familiar, anyone? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2250084/Alan-Pardew-Newcastle-signed-players-summer.html

Imagine that , eh?

We all know what Joe's measured response will be if any of them do. "Cunt!"

David Jacobs sexually assaulted me when I was little... Too soon?

Tomato, cucumber and sandwich filling.

You took the day off??

Broadband connection needs a landline. Might as well have it if you're paying line rental.

News site owned by Ashley, refers to Manchester Utd as "United". Cunt status reinforced.