Monkeys Fist

He was Zambian president , daft knacker

Saw them live, but turned out they were lip synching.

Right lads, just had a PM from Cath, she's too shy to ask herself, but can we have a whip round to get her what she wants for her birthday. Said it was some new lipstick. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002OXSKF8/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?ref_=cm_cr_pr_pb_t&tag=tswss-20 It's got good reviews, so must be a posh product and that.

Pick any thread from three years ago. Any thread.

It's the mature, grown up thing to do. You lunatic.

"As well as other things I knew....."

Offside, and **** ****** shagged my wife.

http://www.bogtrotterbigbabyvirus.com Dammit! Just clicked on this and my PC smells of bacon. Need help.

He logged in, but bottled it, the big gay Muslim Ashleyite.

Remind me what this year's definition of Top Dog is?

Was getting déjà vu with that gif, then I realised why.

FYP

We can't really brag about our angelic chairmen, either. "I don't like coloured girls. I want a lesbian show with handcuffs..." Ring any bells?

I hate to pri mate, but what you on about?

This was all fields when you were a lass. Happy Birthday Cath

I heard he fought 10 duck-sized Andy Carroll's. AND WON!!!!!!

Clearly wasn't, since he was parked in it

I smell Blue Pop.

Made my night

Wasn't me, fucking cunting cuntchops.