Monkeys Fist

*bites tongue

Aye, but you have to turn your telly upside down.

The French cuisine is the end product of centuries of twice yearly invasion (minimum) by various different cultures, each one adding a little to the pot. Since we are not a nation of Thrush Eating Running Away specialists, we haven't bent over for Johnny Foreigner in quite a while, hence the reputation for bad cuisine.

The only creatures on the planet with a worse diet than you .. ... And they're imaginary.

The Brummie accent is a hate crime.

Don't kid yourself mate, it couldn't be worse.

Nowt to do with Lambert or counter attacking. At home, whenever the home crowd shouts, " Gow un lads, lit's ave a gowl!", the players visibly shudder at the awful accent, just momentarily , but it's enough to lose momentum.

That's you straight off Catmag's Christmas list ( a ruled line in red ink, must be red ink )

:nufc:

Which forum was it meant for then?

Kippers tied to the (full blast) radiators ?

CT is presented with a mystery bag of ingredients. His task is to name them. That's it.

You can see the shape of the tin the tuna came out of

Which implies you ate the rest

I'm forever turning the kettle round, putting pictures upside down and shit, purely to make Mrs. F's teeth itch

It's the manky leaf of parsley it's sitting on that cracks me up.

I left a spoon in the fork section of the drawer. . and I have intention of putting it right

4. HOUSE SPECIAL CHOW MEIN. ( didn't have any noodles, so used spaghetti, no char sui pork, so used kebab meat, substituted pickled whelks for king prawns. ...Lovely )

It fucking is too. Takes the attention away from what it's sitting on

Just make it up Tell him everything, but say eet urnly wance!

This chap has a few issues ..... http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/3488984?utm_hp_ref=tw

One spent a lot of time in pubs, then came on here afterwards to rant , the oth...... ...... Oh.

Microwave