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Binned that dancing shit when the kids went to bed. Proms on now- Last Night , which goes against everything I stand for, but fuck it, I love it Nowt to do with Katie Derham *cough, ahem.
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Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Tooj's topic in General Chat
Geek central here like -
The brunette wins
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Just take their card details and tell them their game will be delivered in 3-5 days
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Btw, Strictly Come Dancing has just started , Mrs. Fist and my 6yr old daughter are up, dancing and loving it whilst I assume my "Grumpy Owld Bastard" stance, but wait… what's this…? The divine Susannah Reid is one of the dancers! *sits down, pours a beer, puts pillow on lap and is glued to screen. Giddup!
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No no no- get a stand-up blow. You pull out, shoot in her eye, when she stands up and moans about it, you kick her in the shin. As she is hopping about , one legged and one one eyed, you cry, " Arrr , Angry Pirate,Jim lad!" Then run like fuck.
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Goes down best after a Bucking Bronco.
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Get busy… http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0083QL17E
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How? Filthy bugger …
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I'm sure the pics will turn out fine
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For the benefit of Cath http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spiderman
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I've got one of each Basically, I'm fecked.
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The trick to being a dirty bastard is knowing when and where you can be one. Telling the mother of a 4yr old laddy he'll be a filthmeister might not be that moment
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It's the seX-ray gun-handy bit of kit.
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Catmag's now busy wiring up her chair
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How can we get rid of Mike Ashley - relegation again might do
Monkeys Fist replied to ryu's topic in Newcastle Forum
I've got it on the Kindle. No more sticky pages -
How can we get rid of Mike Ashley - relegation again might do
Monkeys Fist replied to ryu's topic in Newcastle Forum
Count me in. £3.76 and Razzle Readers Wives vol.6. -
Fuck off man, this isn't Facebook.
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Is your keyboard fucked CT, or have you had a stroke?
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An Australian walked into a bar and the barman said "Wallaby?" Thangew, I thangew, I'm here all week.