Monkeys Fist

Only to find he can't fit through the door.

Life skills and book learnin'

Shagged a tard.

On the upside, CT, you wouldn't need your microwave anymore, just wave your bag of mixed veg around outside for a few seconds.

He'll be (allegedly)working his way through the squad's other halves.

"Where to love? .... Love? .... Come back!"

Whoa! Don't google this if you're having your dinner.

Shall we team up- you make him wear a foil hat and I'll feed him his own prairie oysters?

Dressed as a teletubby

Sports Science students? Nice people, thick as mince.

You're next.

As have Lloyd's and Barclays http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-26452423

Depends what you're after really. I only use a chefs knife, paring knife and cleaver with any regularity. I have a boning knife and filleting knife from my chef days, but if I was starting from scratch I'd spend on two or three top notch separates rather than buying a set. Edit:( all the knives I have above, I bought over 15 years ago. They've been through 5 years professional use, and then daily use at home since. They're all still in top nick. The knives are Sabatier, the cleaver is Richardson).

Spent the morning hanging around. How goes the skivvying?

I don't see what all the fuss is about. It's not the first time a bloke has shot up his lass whilst imagining they were someone else.

Whilst you pictured a Rusty one?

Don't you try Boursin me around, my lad! (Dolc)elatte people have noticed that you've become a Munster lately. You shouldn't post if your in bad Feta(l).